Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Puff n' Stuff


Ladies often ask me, “ Should I wear puffy sleeves?”
Well, is there any chance you’re talking about a lederhosen situation? Before I scold, are you presently drunk and at an Oktoberfest? If so, you may have bigger problems than the size of your sleeves.
So…“No!” to lederhosen or any form of suspenders. It was only cute when Mork did it because he was from another planet just like Larry King.
The word “Puffy” brings some bad stuff to mind such as Daniel Baldwin and also a name so bad a grown man would switch it for “P.Diddy”.
As far as fashion goes, yes, you can wear these sleeves but only if they have just a whisper of puff not a big toke.
If you have broad shoulders, you can wear only a hint of puff.
If you have a short neck… also, teeny puff.
If you are Amish, any puff is offensive to God.
Pear shaped? Bring on the puff. It will even out your womanly hips. Go for dark or saturated colors. Don’t pair puffed sleeves with bows or floral prints unless you are Hello Kitty and you’re going to a party with your BF Dear Daniel.
Hugs, P.Lo

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