Dems are Dumb

I'm mostly surrounded by politically liberal people and I include myself in that group. The thing is I myself am noticing that we liberals don't really know anything. Now, someone may read this and say, "Well, I'll bet conservatives don't know exactly what John McCain's plan is for bringing more accountability to Washington." (See Keating 5). But, I'm not talking about conservatives. We already know a lot of their convictions are based on fairy tales (see Creationism).
My question is why are we liberals so - "Hey look, my earrings are environmentally friendly... What are earmarks? Are they those ridiculously large holes people put in their ears?” (See not attractive)
My friend is radiating Obama drama night and day. - "He's all about change! We need change!" By the way, last time I prayed for change my garage door broke. (See next time I'll be more specific) So, I ask her to tell me about some of the specific changes Barack wants to implement. (See how to piss off your friend) She tells me I have to go to the website. "I will." I say, "but, since I have you here now why don't you explain a few?" She again directs me to the website. It quickly becomes clear to me... She hasn't read the website. She did catch him on Ellen and thinks he dances funny and it's cool that he is part black and part white. (See Snoopy)
Honestly, I myself can't finish an article in the New Yorker. (By New Yorker I mean Glamour) So, you can imagine how daunting this website is. CuteOverload it is not. (See Cuteoverload.com...seriously!)
First of all the website is powered by Hope. (See alternative energy sources). Next, most of his intentions do sound pretty good to me. They sound very much like he is constantly embracing opposites. Leave Iraq within sixteen months but stay if Al Queda comes in, secure the boarders but be welcoming to immigrants.
Maybe I know less now than before I read the website. I guess I know a few things. What scares me is that there are people who know even less. (See George Bush)
Hugs, Penelope