It's been a tough week. One of my political heroes Eliot Spitzer let me down by spending $4,300 on a hooker. I know he could have gotten a hooker for $150. His lack of frugality saddened me.
So, you can imagine the lift I got when I heard there is a new five dollar bill. I was all like, "Yay! There is a new five dollar bill! " I hope it has glitter on it. That would be cool. I hope if they keep Lincoln they give him a shave, some botox and a little tan.
www.kornfieldusa.comThey should put a boogie in his nose.
(Ed. I am not photoshopping a boogie into his nose.)
The first new bill will be spent in a gift shop at The Lincoln Cottage. Old Abe would have liked that. He really liked gifts. Okay, I made that up, but most people like gifts. Hey! You know what would be fun? Everybody who reads this should send me one new five dollar bill once a week. You could invite ten friends to do the same. What a good game that would be.
If you do I'll save up and buy a 150.00 hooker... maybe I'll buy two.Shame on you Elliot!
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