Stressed!

Hi Guys,

I am so stressed. Soooooooooooo stressed.

I got fake nails... I know, I know I'm a fancy lady.

http://www.mybeautylounge.be

Well, now I had them taken off and my nails are all gummed up. They look like I spent the weekend caulking a ginormous buliding. They aren't infected. I will not be seen on a very important episode of Dateline NBC with Elizabeth Vargas unless I decide to kill someone.

Which could happen because I'm soooooooooo stressed.

My bath tub/shower is super backed up. When I shower it's very quickly a wading situation and even though it's just my own filth I'm soaking in it feels all Katrinaish and anti-clean. Then I broke my shower head off so it's just an intense and painful spurt of water pounding on me like one of those machines work men blast stuff with. It hurts to get clean now. I'm very STRESSED.

My cat, Posey, keeps scritch scratching my sofa. This is going to put me over the edge. First of all I can't afford a new sofa right now and even if I did she'd prickle it. Everyone says it's inhumane to declaw a cat so I think I'm going to put casts on her feet. The casts will go all the way up her legs and then people can sign them.
Frankly there isn't much that's cuter than a poor lil kitty with double casts. It's pathetically cute. But, if any one finds out there's nothing wrong with her I could see people judge me... so I'm Streeeeesssssssed.

Lastly, I'm looking for a job and haven't found one, and all the sudden it occured to me... I think I'm too old to be a sex worker.

http://ladylee35.blogspot.com

I don't want to be a sex worker and honestly I think might have fewer sex skills than office skills at this point but it was always a plan B thing. Look how cool Diablo Cody is and it's totally cuz she used to be a stripper. Seriously, would here be any fuss over her if Star Magazine had a caption under her picture that read,"Diablo Cody, former insurance sales woman, wears a leopard print gown to Oscars." No there wouldn't!... Nobody would care...

Wait...I forget what I'm talking about...hmm. Oh, yeah, I'M STRESSED!

Thanks for reading. Send me candy.

Penelope