Musings from Penelope

Hi Guys,

Today I stumbled upon an online quiz via a train of gal related searches having to do with diets, kittens, Croatia and then some more kittens. Since what I really need is a job I decided to distract myself with a quiz about what kind of angel I would be... Not a good one. I quit on #7 because the options for what I do as an angel were all about protecting and watching people and didn't include:

1. Style my wings.
2. Understand everything going on in the TV show Lost.
3. Binge eat peeps.

So, I got back to my job search... and decided to take a quiz that would tell me why I'm single.

After honestly answering a lot of tough questions about the state of my heart and social attitudes I got my results. It turns out there is a 54% chance I'm a "douche bag."

What's in a douche bag? My fist with your name on it! (Also, powder and a lip stick) :)

Not really. Here are some of the definitions of the term...

asshole, idiot, fag, loser, moron, dumbass, jerk, tool, douche, faggot, retard, dick, bitch, jackass, cunt, homo, pussy, prick, dickhead, fucktard, queer ass, stupid, shithead, dipshit, doosh, Republican, asswipe, cocksucker, dork, twat, lame, bastard penis

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douchebag
says...

1. douchebag n. fr. "douche", fr. French, fr. Italian "doccia"


1. An object used for vaginal hygeine

2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities.

1. A vaginal cleansing is simply incomplete without a proper douchebag

2. Only a douchebag would consider accounting a tough class.

I hadn't even considered that I was a douche bag. No one told me. My stupid friends told me the opposite. Liars. Okay, okay, it did occur to me once that I was a "fucktard." Just to clarify there is still a 46% chance that I'm a sweet ray of sunshine.

Until further internet research can be done I'll assume I'm a D.B. If you want, you don't even have to say the "bag" part. You could just call me plain old "douche," "douchie," or maybe "Ms. Bag" (if you want to be respectful).

Have a great day!

Penelope