Don't Hate Me Cuz I'm Hot

I saw a magazine article about Jessica Alba where she is quoted as saying, "Don't hate me cuz I'm hot." To which I reply, "I don't. I hate you for your lame personality and crappy acting."



Then I read an article about her that said she insists she has never been lucky. She just swears up and down that her success is due to her talent being the greatest in the land.

I mention all this because... this is why I believe in God. Clearly God exists and Jessica Alba is sucking all his attention. The only thing that makes me feel better is that soon pregnant Jessica will have a baby.


One day a tiny toddler will gaze up at Ms. Alba and scream, "I hate you Mommy... And it's cuz you're hot!"

THXbye,

Penelope